Not so fast, You!

It's clear that Ramsey has no intention of giving up her position in the household to make way for this new addition. This noisy thing that has aims to joust her from the throne. This spawnling, no bigger than an ear of corn, that aspires to take the place that she has worked so hard to carve out. This parasite that's making moves to block her 'round the clock access to the royal courtiers in waiting.


What better way to demonstrate superiority than to put her mark on everything "baby?" (You see, that's what THEY call it: the baby.) No matter what barriers are erected she must and she will find a way to retain her rightful position. They thought that by moving the clothes and covering them with blankets she would be deterred but clearly they underestimate her abilities. It's going to take more than some flimsy fabric to discourage this status climber, mister.

Just wait: she's got more tricks up her sleeves. The battle has only just begun. Next on the agenda: operation stealth attack. If you can't beat 'em, dress like 'em.


Disclaimer: No owner was permanently scarred in the taking of this picture.